Gossip Girl cast reactions to 5X24 table read

merrywandererofthenight:

Just having a bit of fun here!  Hope it makes you snicker.  If not, then I hope you will mock me mercilessly.  And then follow me.

GG:…see you next fall. XOXO. Gossip Girl.

[‘We Are Young’  by  Fun. fades out of my playlists and my life forever.]

EP:  And that’s how season 5 is going to end.  What do you think?

CAST:……………..

LEIGHTON:  Ok. So how do you want me to play this.  Blair is scheming against the Basses?  She has amnesia?  She was brainwashed on her way to the divorce party?

EP:  Blair loves Chuck.

LEIGHTON:  But—I ship Dair!

EP:  Oh. Well, don’t worry.  We have some great things planned for season 6 that will honor you and all real gossip girl fans.  

OTHER EP: *coughs*

LEIGHTON: *scoffs*

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PENN:  fuck.

BLAKE:  FUCK.

RYAN REYNOLDS:  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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AMANDA:  Penelope has lines?! *^_^*

ELIZABETH H.:  Penelope has lines?

KAYLEE:  I have a job this summer?!!

ELLA:  I got a pilot bitches?!!!

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ED:  I like it.  There are some great moments in here that I can really dig my teeth into, you know?

EP:  Yeah, yeah,  we don’t give a shi—

OTHER EP:  *cuts off*   er….what did you think about the CB storyline?????

ED:  Yeah, yeah, I don’t give a shi—

EP:  *cuts off*   SILENCE!  AGAINST THE POWER OF MORDOR CHAIR THERE CAN BE NO VICTORY!

AUSIELLO: *sobs*

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MATTHEW:  So, basically my character has become entirely irrelevant.  

KELLY:  So, basically my character has lost her fucking mind.

LEATHERFACE ROBERT:  So, basically my character is Lionel Luthor. 

EP:  Basically.

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RANDOM BALDWIN:  Flawless because it might be the last gig I book, because my agent SUUUUCKS, because I refuse to go to LIFETIME movies I’m a Baldwin for crying out loud

DESMOND, ZUZANNA, AND MICHELLE: Bitch PLEEEZ. WE’LL show you flawless. Now GTFO.  

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CHACE:  *sings*  doo, do, doo, do, doo, Inspector Gadget...